Ok ok I know I have no one to blame but myself. Every year I say to myself; "self, this is the year you are going to be organized!" And am I ever organized? Nadda. Niet. Nein. I am swimming in receipts. And my eyes? Well I imagine they look like two pissholes in the snow right about now. $47.22 for some random receipt from House Of Pies???? WTF? I really gotta get my shit together man.
And since we are on the subject of taxes, here is a thought. How come if there is nothing in the constitution about paying "Federal Taxes" we all pay them, yet there is not one single law on the books ANYWHERE that says we MUST pay federal taxes. Federal taxes do nothing except pay the bill for the interest on the money the US Gov borrows off of the federal Reserve. And the Federal Reserve is a PRIVATE FUCKING BANK!?! To borrow a quote from some other rocket scientist, the Federal Reserve is about as "Federal" as Federal Express. But like little lemmings with a keen eye for the obvious, we all tend to keep paying out Federal taxes. Feeding the war machine.
You know one of these days I am going to just leave this sinking ship and move back to Canada. Just you watch me.
